Local Woman Turned to Salt

Just yesterday the salty remains of a local woman, Sarah,
were found just outside the charred area where Sodom and
Gemorrah once stood. Police spoke to her husband, Lot, and asked what happened. He told police that an angel of the Lord came to him and told him
that God ws going to destroy the city they were living in and they had to get out and go to another city and not look back.
Sarah in her curiosity apperently looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.
Police are holding Lot for further questionning and charges of terrosim and bombing may yet be layed.

The adventures of Stan and Phil(The Monkey)

One day Stan and Phil(who is stans pet monkey) were walking down by the riverside
when suddenly a door way appered in front of them.
Stan and Phil stared at the door in amazment.
"Oook," said Phil.
"I don't know,'' sid Stan, shall we go in?''
"Oook!'' said Phil
Stajn put his hand on the doorknob and twisted it slowly.
Oook,'' said Phil
''Alright, I was just trying to make the moment full of suspense.''
Slowly he pushed the door open and they both gasped as they saw.........

Acrostic Poem

Water is the only thing that can be a gas, a solid and a liquid
All streams and rivers run to thr ocean
Tsunami's involve alot of water
Every drop of water is whereGodwanted it
Rain falls down because it is part of the water cycle

In the holidays I went to pohara.
It rained the whole time, so we sat inside
and read books and watched movies.
On wednesday we went to Nelson and went to
Nelson and shopped.
That night I went and stayed at mitchells house. We watched T.V. and Lord of the Rings.
the rest of the holidays all I did was wache T.V. and did work

Frog Power

These Frogs Are Not Ordinary They Came From The Moon.
They Are Called Moon Frogs. They Can Fly, Jump As High As The Moon And They Can Lift Anything They Want.
They Can Lift Over 10000000 Elephants At One Time.
They Can Lift 9000000 People At One Time.
And They Can Talk English.

My Holidays

In the holidays I went to Get Smart. It was awesome. There was 1400 people, mostly aged under 25. My fav speakers were Jurgen, and Lucinda. On friday 13 Jurgen was speaking and then he started to talk about New Zealand Idol. Then he started to sing songs with diffrent voices. It was funny. When Lucinda Dooly was speaking she was saying that we need to get out of the seat of comfort and that we need to steep out of the box that stops us from doing stuff and we need to take off the 'Jacket of Shame' and that we need to take off the helmit that stops from thinking widely. Then she dressed up with all that stuff on and it was weird. All over the week I almost spent 40 dollars on food.

Welcome, Wipe your feet before entering

Hey peoples. My name is Aedan
My fav colour is lime green.
My fav T.V program is Grey's Anatomy.
My fav pet is a kat. They're so cute.