Local Woman Turned to Salt

Just yesterday the salty remains of a local woman, Sarah,
were found just outside the charred area where Sodom and
Gemorrah once stood. Police spoke to her husband, Lot, and asked what happened. He told police that an angel of the Lord came to him and told him
that God ws going to destroy the city they were living in and they had to get out and go to another city and not look back.
Sarah in her curiosity apperently looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.
Police are holding Lot for further questionning and charges of terrosim and bombing may yet be layed.